Are you ready to invest in yourself to create the life you want?
For the woman who carries the world on her shoulders.
Enter Eden (*)
An online oasis for women to reclaim and rewrite their origin stories in sisterhood. Anchor your next beginning in a community filled with pleasure-saturated delight.
Feeling weighed down by adulthood and looking for a way to reconnect with your vitality?
You do the heavy lifting of life because you have to and because it gives you purpose. But are you satisfied, like "mmmmmm, yes" satisfied? I show you how to reignite your spark (and turn it up) so that you can create space and time for more than self-care that sustains you…it expands you.
YOU HAVE DONE THE WORK
To say with conviction,
“I AM GOOD ENOUGH.”
But...
Have you ever tried to embody “good enough”?
It feels an awful lot like settling.
I’m sure you give thanks for all the goodness in life.
But how often do you use gratitude to bypass your frustrations?
I know how expressing gratitude is a way of saying, “this is good enough for me,” while I tamp down what I really want as being too much.
Imagine not feeling the wriggling resentment that your needs are unmet.
Imagine not feeling ashamed to want more.
I help you give space to it all.
Together we will celebrate your gratitudes AND your frustrations, your resentment AND your desires, your shame AND your pride.
Celebrating every single aspect of you is an outrageous act of defiance and mischief-making and it will make you feel more alive and more resilient.
Go from good enough to wildly wonderful
This is dynamic work - I show you how to use somatic awareness in movement, I guide you around your authenticity even as things shift, and together we find your boundaries to press the edges so you take up more space.
I love working with people who trust their intuition to enroll in just the right time and place.
You are invited to find the support that feels just right:
If you crave intimate and individual support, I offer 1:1 coaching via zoom.
We meet in this cozy container once per week for one hour for six weeks at a time.
If you crave community, I offer group sessions via zoom. These online events run 60-90 minutes depending on the size of the group and multiply the effects of celebrating our messy truth in almost unbelievable ways.
If you are looking for something immersive, then consider attending my live events in Colorado!
Dynamic Embodiment
When you work with me, embodiment gets to move slow or fast, smooth or chaotic, quiet or loud but it will always be moving and self-determined.
Vulnerable, Authentic & Messy
You can stop worrying about getting it right. With me, you get to be true…even when (especially when) it is messy.
Playing with Boundaries
This isn’t therapy. If you want to grow from good enough to wildly wonderful, then you will have to find your edge and determine just how hard to press. Done with my love and approval, we will co-conspire to shape your shenanigans.
I am Esme.
People seek me out to find insight into their relationships with themselves, with their children, and with their partners and they discover that my repertoire as a guide is like a rainforest.
My range reflects my neurodivergence and all that implies. It is a rich ecosystem that encompasses the vitality available from the dark and scary to the bright and fluttering.
It is based as much in my formal rigorous training in graduate school for electrical engineering as a young adult and Pleasure Coaching certification as a middle-aged woman as it is in informal expertise needed as a parent of Autistic children, a survivor of depression and nervous system collapse, and 16+ years of a dedicated Kundalini Yoga practice.
So I meet my clients with everything I’ve got and with consistent and grounded commitment to their highest expression of self.
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With Esme’s coaching, I step deeper into my power and calmness, to live the life I want because my mind, heart, and body are more aligned.
Within my first coaching session with Esme, she provided the guidance and tools for me to connect to the depth of love and acceptance within myself. Her careful listening, vast knowledge, and tuned intuition opened up my being in very surprising and joyful ways.
Rebecca Franklin
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Her coaching isn’t just about change; it’s about freedom.”
Esme has the most loving and understanding energy of anyone I’ve ever been around. She truly wants to learn you—to see you, to know you, and to help you grow.
Andrea Quarles, True Self Sanctuary
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She’s an amazing coach and facilitator.
Esme holds space with such deep feminine integrity and knowing, listening to what is needed, with captivating playfulness and sensuality. Her curiosity led her to give powerful insights that supported me to appreciate my next steps.
Zoe Nicholson
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FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
What kind of coaching do you do?
Erotic embodiment coaching. (Although I like to think of myself as an Esc0rt to Emp0werment instead of a whistle-blowing coach.)
What do you mean by erotic embodiment?
It means exactly what you think it means and so much more.
It means harnessing the aliveness available to us in ecstasy and cultivating a storehouse of plea$ure.
My training draws from centuries-old knowledge from anthropology and religious history as well as modern sociology, psychology, and sexology.
What might surprise you is how simple yet profound the techniques I will teach you are and how versatile they are - applicable in life at the drop of a hat, not reserved for or limited to luxury of time, energy. You become luxury itself.
How is coaching different from therapy?
A good therapist listens and asks gentle questions that take you deeper inward.
A coach listens and asks questions that take you closer to your truth but they also help you grow by finding your edges and encouraging you towards your fullest expression of self.
I have a therapist and coaches. Here are examples of how my coaches stretch me to be stronger, more alive, and self-actualized in ways that are analogous to erotic embodiment coaching:
My strength training coach encourages me to lift to failure, that’s how my body becomes stronger.
My juggling coach breaks patterns into bite size parts.
My parkour coach helps me take calculated risks.
And my aerial dance coaches train my skills so I can move with power and grace.
I will listen to you, celebrate you exactly how you are, and we will co-conspire to play with failure, break patterns, take risks, and grow new skills for moving with power and grace.
What is off limits?
As an erotic embodiment coach and mischief-maker, my limits might be different from yours and that’s OK. I’m ready to work with you to find your sweet spot…which might be different on different days and change over time!
You must have a lot of extra time.
I have learned to say, “No.”
As part of my recovery from COVID-19 Long Hauling, Depression, and Nervous System Collapse, I became a wellness wh0re - playing with everything from meditation to medication, movement and nutrition to sorcery and psychic adventure.
A big part of that journey was to redesign my life around my natural rhythms, saying, “Yes.” to myself more, and sinking into a delicious variety of plea$ure practices.
Now, even as I homeschool two autistic teenagers, and maybe because of it, I am on a mission to help people create the life they want for themselves, their families, and their communities. If I can do it, so can you. Whatever part of your journey you are on - Perimenopause? Midlife crisis? Break up with a significant person? Witnessing worldwide suffering? There are ways to feel enlivened by every drop of it, feeling rapturous in rupture, and you will feel more alive, connected, resilient, and capable of moving toward your goals.
I have a community. What makes your groups different?
My groups are deeply matriarchal.
Instead of disapproving of ourselves and others, we embrace radical approval.
Instead of staying silent, we express.
Instead of being reactive, we are regulated and responsive.
Instead of fixing, we witness each other and trust that each of us is perfect and right where we need to be.
There are tools to use and recipes to improvise with that create the most delicious structure for knowing what to express and how to communicate in ways that take everyone higher.
Want to share something or ask a question?
Send a note!
I’d love to hear from you.
(I’ll get back to you in a bit and in the meantime I’ll send you a juicy little invitation to feel a little more connected right away.)
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She will see you, feel you, hear you, witness you, play with you, lead you and love you! What a gift. ❤️
Esme is a truly incredible coach. The unique blend of her innate wisdom, insight and playfulness combined with her years of experience and skills in embodied healing, make her just the most delightful mix of power and pleasure.
Lisa Querido
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If you are ready to take a leap or launch, you really need Esme!
Praise to Esme for how she crafted and led a turn on ritual for me this morning!! She is so attuned to the sister she is supporting with music, and the flow of the ritual! She took me from raunchy to holy, which is what my shapeshifter needs to be fed. All of the energy buzzing in my body that woke me up in the middle of the night now feels grounded and is coursing smoothly, powerfully in my body.
Meenal Kelkar
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Esme helped me embody more confidence, fire, and femininity than I've ever felt.
I walked into that Zoom room with her and felt instantly at peace, while incredibly raw and vulnerable. Going through a messy messy high conflict divorce with a ridiculous amount of anxiety is so challenging. Esme helped remind me of who the fuck I am, without all of that other shit weighing me down.
Jen Ikuta
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Real
Perfect, just as you are
Wild
Letting it all out
Wonderful
Wonderfully, outrageously, you
Safety & Engagement
I am committed to creating safe and engaging spaces for all Women and people AFAB. Racism, homophobia, transphobia, ageism, body shaming, neurotype shaming, and misogyny will not be tolerated or ignored.
If any of this makes you think twice, this space is not for you!
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