COLORADO'S MISTRESS OF KUNDALINI

Drawing from over 1500 hours of Kundalini Yoga practice, I design bespoke experiences for women to close their eyes, meditate on their own wisdom, and nurture their kundalini so they can live with power and grace.
When a woman feels overwhelmed, frustrated, or full of doubt, I invite her to give herself a break.
I know that it is easier said than done.
That is why I create opportunities to slow down and meet her truth with radical approval and love. We come together and rely on these three pillars:
💞 No Fixing: Just be exactly as you are and let others be as they are.
💞 Nurture the Kundalini: Weaving together movement, meditation, and music.
💞 Speak the Language of Radiance: Simple but intentional ways to affirm every single aspect of a well-lived life.
Sometimes we’re quiet; other times we’re loud; but every time we’re true. That’s because women are multidimensional and we feel better when we are met with radical approval for it all - all our feelings, all our quirks and kinks, all our ruptures, and all our dreams.
Awakening your kundalini with truth and love is serious work that feels like play.
It is simple but not always easy to receive the support you crave.
But can you thrive on self-care alone?
These women have accepted the invitation to discover what happens when they are supported by an unapologetically quirky, grounded woman (me!) who has the experience and the tools to honor their ENTIRE emotional landscape with radical approval and love:

Esme has the most loving and understanding energy of anyone I’ve ever been around. She truly wants to learn you—to see you, to know you, and to help you grow.
~ Andrea

I walked into that Zoom room with her and felt instantly at peace, while incredibly raw and vulnerable. Going through a messy messy high conflict divorce with a ridiculous amount of anxiety is so challenging. Esme helped remind me of who the fuck I am, without all of that other shit weighing me down.
~ Jen

Esme is a truly incredible coach. The unique blend of her innate wisdom, insight and playfulness combined with her years of experience and skills in embodied healing, make her just the most delightful mix of power and pleasure.
~ Lisa

Praise to Esme for how she crafted and led a turn on ritual for me this morning!! She is so attuned to the sister she is supporting with music, and the flow of the ritual! She took me from raunchy to holy, which is what my shapeshifter needs to be fed. All of the energy buzzing in my body that woke me up in the middle of the night now feels grounded and is coursing smoothly, powerfully in my body.
~ Meenal

Within my first coaching session with Esme, she provided the guidance and tools for me to connect to the depth of love and acceptance within myself. Her careful listening, vast knowledge, and tuned intuition opened up my being in very surprising and joyful ways.
~ Rebecca

Esme holds space with such deep feminine integrity and knowing, listening to what is needed, with captivating playfulness and sensuality. Her curiosity led her to give powerful insights that supported me to appreciate my next steps.
~ Zoe



As an unschooling parent of two autistic teenagers, wife, and neurodivergent citizen of the world, I know what it is like to be too busy for self care.
Plus, all the meditation, exercise, and bubble baths in the world cannot meet the increased stress of midlife in 2026.
Reclaiming my time and energy has become essential and I have spent years curating and refining the most potent, reliable tools for feeling resourced and ready.
It boils down to having a place to land as you are, unmask, unravel, and be witnessed using intentional practices that make space for it all in ways that feel nourishing.
Anchored in my 16+ years of devotional kundalini yoga practice, informed by my journey as a COVID long hauler (surviving depression, subsequent nervous system collapse, and ongoing cardiovascular challenges), and structured by certifications in Pleasure and Lifestyle and Wellness Coaching, I meet my clients with everything I’ve got and with consistent and grounded commitment to their favorite expression of self.
Will you be one of them?
I am committed to creating safe and engaging spaces for all People. Racism, homophobia, transphobia, ageism, body shaming, neurotype shaming, and misogyny will not be tolerated or ignored.
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If any of this makes you think twice, this space is not for you!
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